If you go over to BoingBoing.net and read this story, you'll find a post from Cory Doctorow with a mash-up image of Michael Moore/Che Guevara:

If you go to Designed By Monkeys, the company that made this image and sells schwag featuring it, you'll find that they're donating a portion of their profits from the sale of this strange image to MoveOn PAC, who are responsible for this gem of an add:

So... what's this saying? Moore's leading a revolution that will lead to the surrender of our troops in Iraq, our purchase of a T-Shirt will further this cause, and Mr. Moore should be exalted?
I'm finding boingboing's increasing amount of DNC/Disney/porn-oriented fetishing pretty lame, but for now at least they have enough other cool stuff for me to ignore the garbage. However, this growing Che Guevara love, here and in other places, has me totally baffled. I can't understand why it's cool to wear stuff with Che Guevara's image on it. Earth to wackjobs: Guevara was a Marxist. He was a key figure in Cuba's communist revolution and subsequent dictatorship, until Castro found him to be too extreme. Do people wearing this stuff advocate the most extreme form of revolutionary communism? If not, why do they wear shirts emblazoned with Guevara's image? From this page, I find the following interesting bit of Che Guevara history:
After a tense 13-day standoff between US President John Kennedy and Soviet leader Nikita Kruschev, the missiles are removed on condition that the US withdraws its missiles stationed in Turkey and cease its attempts to overthrow Castro. During the crisis, Guevara argues in favor of a first strike and is bitterly disappointed when the missiles are withdrawn.
That's right folks, Señor Guevara advocated nukeing the United States of America and was pissed when Castro didn't get it done. The duped young Americans we can now see wearing Che T-Shirts might not even exist today, if this madman was allowed dictate Cuban foreign policy in 1962. Heck, there's a good chance none of us would be alive, if Che had had his way.
Che had a lot of other "interesting" views:
"It must be clearly established, however, that the government of the United States is not the champion of freedom, but rather the perpetuator of exploitation and oppression against the peoples of the world and against a large part of its own population." Full copy of Che's speech
"Our every action is a battle cry against imperialism, and a battle hymn for the people's unity against the great enemy of mankind: the United States of America" Full copy of Che's message
"A relentless hatred of the enemy, impelling us over and beyond the natural limitations that man is heir to and transforming him into an effective, violent, selective, and cold killing machine. Our soldiers must be thus; a people without hatred cannot vanquish a brutal enemy. We must carry the war into every corner the enemy happens to carry it: to his home, to his centres of entertainment; a total war."
I have a few questions:
- If the purpose of Guevara imagry is to show solidarity with a kind of revolutionary spirit and a struggle for the common man instead of an advocacy of Marxism and the most vicious kind of America hating, why not use images of Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Paine, or Ben Franklin? Too imperialist for you? How about George Washington Carver, Frederick Douglass, or Mahatma Gandhi?
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Guevara by himself on a T-Shirt is one thing, but Guevara in this strange mixture of Michael Moore, moveonpac.org, and by association John Kerry, makes my brain explode. What does it mean? Is it supposed to encourage me to vote for John Kerry?
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Is there humor here that I'm too uptight to get?
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Am I missing something else? Should we celebrate Che Guevara? Do I need to read a special Che biography that explains it all? Perhaps I need to watch more of the CBS evening news?
Idiocy like this is part of the reason why, for better or for worse, we're going to have Bush as our president for another four years. Most Americans (more than enough to secure victory in a presidential election) find this kind of thing extremely distasteful. Not too many of us identify with communist America haters.
Oh... and there's this (via LGF) and this. Not so many Americans respond favorably to that kind of thing either.
Update: or this, etc., etc.