Matthew Bohnsack

I drove around the East Mountains and up to Sandia Peak yesterday:

Beef bites on my style once again, but he manages to do so with weblog posting that blows mine out of the water, chronicling the production of what looks like a tastier bird and honoring me with undeserved props.

I am humbled and more motivated than ever to become the BBQ commander.

You gotta have skills. You know, like computer hacking skills, eating at the original Owl Cafe skills, traveling around New Mexico doing photography skills, seeing the latest Star Wars movie at the Roswell Mall skills, etc:

A wonderful weekend. Step 1 Friday night: to the Owl Cafe in San Antonio New Mexico. Step 2 Friday night: to Roswell. Step 3 Saturday morning: to the Caverns. Step 4 Sunday morning: back the way I came.

Via Ace, quite possibly the funniest thing ever.

I got my grades for this last semester today. I’m working on a 4.0 average:

It’s swamp cooler time in Albuquerque. Mine was 100% operational as of Monday evening:

“Soon to be” beer butt chicken commander is probably more accurate, but…

Sing the sweet, holy GOOG praises!

Update: I hail the Google-Overlords.

Iowahawk has the whole story. Excerpts:

News of the desecration spread quickly from Iowa to the Dakotas to Minnesota and Wisconsin, fanned by radio soybean reports and Lutheran clerics in fiery pancake breakfast sermons. Soon, enraged farm wives, clad in their traditional sweater vests and Disney jackets, had taken to the streets and begun a wild spree of destruction, overturning hundreds of rusty Blazers and Pontiac Grand Ams and hurling flaming Lladro porcelain figurines. Decorah was particularly hard-hit, as a frenzied throng of ululating Iowa women were seen looting needlepoint geese and rabbit tchotchkes from a Victorian craft shop. In a chilling moment caught on Army night vision cameras, their plus-size leader urges the mob to attack the near-by Pamida.

“Oh yahh, I tell ya what, dere’s a lotta bad stuff goin’ on in dat outfit over dere,� said a young Decorah cleric who identified himself only as ‘Pastor Doug.’ “I heard dem infidels are switchin’ da prisoner’s Leinies with Schlitz.�